A chaotic television station in Antarctica manages to close down for the night, despite a foolhardy priest, a manic meteorologist, a bloodyminded technician, an absent manager, and a longsuffering continuity announcer.
2: Squidgeberg discovers quicksand...
Squidgeberg discovers quicksand, we learn what ORACLE really stands for, Michaela's a long way from "Scorchio!", the ident's gone all knockoff Lambie-Nairn, and Steve's just taking the mickey.
1: Squidgeberg discovers tigers...
Charley says don't argue with fools online, Squidgeberg's dangerous poetry attracts a tiger, Michaela gets a bit enthusiastic, and James is looking forward to The Shelf Programme.